A conversation between roomies who apparently have MDs

Sarah: linds, my throat is killing me
Lindsay: MINE TOO
so bad :(
Sarah: what's wrong with us?
do we have strep?
Lindsay: i don't know...i don't really feel that bad everywhere else. well my head hurts and i keep getting chills....but it's not unbearable
Sarah: yeah
Lindsay: but my throat...ouch!
Sarah: my ear hurts but it's hard to swallow
this is not good
Lindsay: no!
10:05 AM
Sarah: i watched the amazing race last night
going to be good
10:54 AM
Lindsay: i think so too!
Sarah: did you watch? i need to set it up to tape and make sure it is extended because of football
Lindsay: yes on sunday
11:00 AM
Lindsay: i just put our symptoms into webmd and we have 20 possible diagnosis
11:34 AM
Sarah: what do we have??? (sorry, i was away from my computer)
Lindsay: well anything from strep, to an ear infection, to throat cancer
Sarah: CRAP!!! WE BOTH GOT THROAT CANCER AT THE SAME TIME!
Lindsay: i know!!!!
Sarah: What are the odds?
Lindsay: slim i'm sure
i bet we could get some attention for that
Sarah: OPRAH!
Lindsay: yes!
Sarah: We are medical marvels.