Moseley, you shouldn't be giving gifts like these out on your own birthday.

1960

Am I 15 or 45?

1968

Flippin' Out

1974

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

1980

If I'm being honest with myself, I'd say this is the most true to life. Look at that hair! No Chi's. 

1984

Please don't light a match near me.

1990

There are no words.

2000

Now I graduated in 1999. I don't remember anybody looking like this.