So I know that Oprah has power in this world. However, if I didn't know before just now, it was just confirmed. On a commercial for Sunday's Emmy Awards, the announcer said, "With a special appearance by Oprah." In a show that is sure to feature tons of celebrities (and I'm sure if you weighed enough of them at once it would sum to at least a ton...granted, it is Hollywood) and Oprah, who is probably nominated for a category or two, is making a special appearance.

Damn...why couldn't I have been born a poor girl in Kosciusko, Mississippi?