Saturday, January 30, 2010
Friday, January 29, 2010
Man, I love a drum line
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Will it or won't it?
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Are you afraid of the dark?
Everyone has their weird phobias. Me, I hate clowns and people wearing costumes or masks that cover their faces (which is weird, considering how much I love Disney World). But compared to these 10 celebrity phobias, my fears are pretty normal.
1. Billy Bob Thornton hates antiques so much he refuses to stay in a room with furniture from before 1950. This might be a rare phobia, but he’s not alone – more than 250,000 people in the U.S. alone apparently suffer from this fear of antiques. “I’ve had friends tell me that maybe I was beaten to death with an antique chair in a former life,” Thornton has mused. Hmm.
2. Of all of the things that could traumatize Alfred Hitchcock – you know, showers, birds, mama’s boys –one of the things he hated most were eggs, specifically runny ones. You know what’s weird? My mom shares Hitchcock’s birthday (not birth year, mind you) and she also loathes eggs. Even cracking one into a cake mix can make her gag, and don’t even ask her to make you over easy eggs.
3. Christina Ricci cannot stand to be around house plants, which would be known as a form of botanophobia. She finds them dirty and shudders at the idea of watering one. “If I have to touch one, after already being repulsed by the fact that there is a plant indoors, then it just freaks me out.” I guess if a guy sends her flowers after a date, there won’t be a second one. Or maybe flowers are different? Do we have any botanophobics out there that can clarify?
4. Tyra Banks won’t be swimming with Flipper’s cousin at Sea World anytime soon – she says she’s been scared of the intelligent swimmers since she was about eight years old. “I have dreams that I am in a pool and there are dolphins bumping me and I’m frightened,” she has said.
If you’re really interested, here’s a video of Tyra bravely facing her nemesis for her talk show.
5. Megan Fox hates paper. I imagine this must make it very hard to read scripts, but what do I know? Technically, she clarifies that this isn’t a phobia –it’s more like people who get the chills when they hear fingernails on a chalkboard. She says that sometimes she even has to have a cup of water nearby so she can thoroughly wet her finger before turning a page if she’s doing a lot of reading at once. So, War and Peace is probably out?
6. Do you guys remember Frankie from The Real World: San Diego? If you do, you probably remember her for her battle with cystic fibrosis (which she sadly lost in 2007) and not for her strange phobia: big boats. Really. The cameras were rolling on the roommates just standing around chatting when Frankie bolted for the bathroom, white as a ghost and thisclose to throwing up. Why? Because someone said “cruise ship.”
7. Matthew McConaughey is scared of revolving doors. And maybe also personal hygiene, because he says he hasn’t worn deodorant in 20 years. He claims he feels anxious about even getting near revolving doors, and he’s also scared of tunnels. While actually being in a tunnel doesn’t bother him, the point where you have to go underground to enter the tunnel does.
8. Nicole Kidman is what is known as a lepidopterophobe – a person who is terrified of butterflies. “It’s so bizarre,” she told In Stylemagazine, “I’m not scared of snakes or spiders.” She said she once tried to overcome her fear of the colorful little guys by making herself go through the butterfly exhibit at the American Museum of Natural History, but just couldn’t make it through. As a little girl, she couldn’t even go in her yard when she got home from school if there was a butterfly sitting on the gate.
9. Childhood sure can mess a person up. “My grandmother used to save it [used gum] in little rows in the cabinet,” Oprah once said. “I’d be scared to touch it because it was so gross, so I have a thing about gum. One guest in my home sat at the dinner table, took out some gum from her mouth and put it on her plate — after she left, I threw the plate out.”
10. What does Madonna have in common with a dog? I’m sure there are lots of hilarious answers to that, actually, but the answer I have in mind is that they’re both afraid of thunder.
I think a fear of clowns is somewhat common, so I didn’t include Johnny Depp’s phobia, but I have to say that his thoughts on why he hates them sum up my own opinions pretty nicely: “There’s something about the painted face and the fake smile. There seems to be a darkness lurking under the surface, a potential for real evil”.
So you sat out a month...
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Will you be there, Edward?
They are converging on Music City, folks. The Official Twilight Fan Convention is going to be at Opryland this weekend. It's sure to be a blood-sucking good time. And by blood-sucking, I mean weird.
Devoted fans gather for the love of a vampire
This weekend, scores of fans will descend on Nashville to attend the Official Twilight Fan Convention atGaylord Opryland Resort and Convention Center.
If you're imagining throngs of screaming teens and gothed-out vampire wannabes, think again. Among the crowds will be a multitude of women — mothers, sisters and best friends — looking to escape their daily lives by indulging in their love of Twilight.
"The love
Staying at the hotel, meeting actors from the movies (including Peter Facinelli who plays Dr. Carlisle
"I'm 35 — this is my girls weekend!" says Lori Joffs, laughing. Joffs, who lives in Spring Hill, is the administrator of
"There are a fair share number of teenage Twilight fans," Joffs says, "but generally speaking it's a rarity to find a teenage fan who's (at a convention) without her mother. And her mother says she's a fan, too."
"The last time I went somewhere with my girlfriends was August '01," says Debbie Smith, 33, from Nicholasville, Ky. "That was the last time I went anywhere without a kid or husband. I am always with a kid."
Smith plans to travel to Nashville with two friends, and the nearly four-hour ride is something they're all looking forward to, especially Angie Napier, the ringleader of the trip and possibly the biggest Twilight fan of the bunch.
"We will catch up and see what the other families are doing and just get out and enjoy life," Napier says. "We will just escape from reality and have a good time. I think that is most of what we are looking forward to."
'Everyone Likes Romance'
So what is it about Twilight specifically that inspires such passion? For the women we spoke to, at least, it's not so much the supernatural vampires-and-werewolves angle. Rather, they're drawn to the intense romance that develops between central characters Edward and Bella. That, and the character development at which author Stephenie
"There are some mature aspects of mortality and family life and your soul," says Joffs. "It is a fun, escapist love story, and it's clean, so it's something a mother and daughter can do together, and a mother is not ashamed to share this with her daughter."
"Everyone likes romance," adds Napier, who says she relates to the strong-willed, feisty Alice character.
The husbands may not understand their wives' fascination with Twilight, but most can appreciate their need to get a break from the kids.
"(My husband) is actually OK with it," says Lindsey Morgan, 27, of Fayetteville, Ky. With three children under the age of 4 and a full-time job, the convention is something she's really looking forward to. "When I first told him I was going, he looked at me like I was crazy, but he loves to give me a hard time about it. He's glad it is something me and my friend can do together and he doesn't have to come with us."
Experiencing a giddiness and excitement that has been missing since high school, these women are unabashedly giving in to the rush fans have when they come close to their passion.
"I don't remember really being obsessed with something since Dirty Dancing came out," says Napier. "When I was a teenager we all had our hair cut like Baby and rolled up our denim shorts, and that's what I feel like now. I remember my grandfather making fun of my aunt, who was my age now when all of that happened. Now I can relate."
Another draw of the convention is having a direct connection to what has become one of the biggest franchises in history. "It is kind of neat how big it has gotten," says Morgan. "It's hard to fathom that those four books have caused this much interest in the world."
"I want to meet Dr. Carlisle," says Lexington mom April P. Merrill Bormes, 31. "But the one thing I am looking forward to is spending time with my sister doing something we both like."
via The Tennessean
Monday, January 25, 2010
The perfect way to shop
I am a shopper. I'm also the person who looks in her closet and says, "I've got nothing to wear." I've found a great new website for someone like me.
Sunday, January 24, 2010
For Posterity's Sake
Fuhget Abou' Dit
"Disturbance" at Montclair club where Jersey Shore cast members were billed to attend
Far from the land of boardwalks and beaches, there was bedlam as members of the cast of "Jersey Shore" descended on a Montclair nightclub Friday night, forcing the closing of a stretch of the main business strip to disperse fans anxious to get inside, police said.
"They had crowds much larger than they could control," said David Sabagh, Montclair’s police chief. "They had 600 upstairs, 200 to 300 downstairs and 400 outside. ... There were fights inside and fights outside."
The crowds of fans responding to advertisements to "Meet the Jersey Shore Cast" spilled out into the street late Friday as they pressed against the doors of the 501 Lounge on busy Bloomfield Avenue.
Sometime after 10:30 p.m., police closed the thoroughfare between Park Street and North Fullerton Avenue for about 2 hours. A fire engine was parked in the middle of the road, along with police cruisers up and down the avenue.
By night’s end, four people were arrested on charges of disorderly conduct and drunken driving, Sabagh said.
At its height, about a dozen Montclair police were called to the scene, with backup from the Essex County Sheriff’s Department and police in neighboring Glen Ridge, he said.
"They failed to hire police for security," said Sabagh, who was called in while attending a retirement dinner and spent two hours on the scene. "We dispersed hundreds of people."
Injuries were minor. "There were some twisted ankles, but nothing life-threatening," Sabagh said.
Deputy Fire Chief John Herrmann, on his way up a stairway to speak to the club’s manager, briefly got caught in the crowd and slightly hurt his wrist.
"They were in the process of removing somebody," he said yesterday. "We just didn’t expect it coming."
The owner of the property and the liquor license in place there was identified as Richard "Dick" Grabowsky, a prominent downtown fixture who several years ago bought the block-long Hinck building at Montclair’s landmark "six corners."
"Too many people showed up," he said yesterday. "A lot of people were upset they couldn’t get in. The place had a capacity of 800, and apparently about 2,000 showed up."
Yesterday, Grabowsky said he has no relationship with the club’s operators. No one could be reached at the 501 Lounge. Rich DiFeo of partybody.com, whose name appears on a poster promoting the event, declined to comment.
The investigation, in conjunction with the state division of Alcoholic Beverage Control, is continuing.
"Jersey Shore" — featuring Vinny Guadagnino and Jenni "JWoww" Farley — is a hit MTV reality show about the exploits of eight summer roommates in Seaside Heights.
The show has drawn darts from the Italian-American service organization UNICO National, which asserts that its depiction of Italian-American beachgoers as the "hottest, tannest, craziest Guidos" is offensive. Yet the show’s season finale this month pulled in some 4.8 million viewers.